Botanical extracts. Ancient plant wisdom.

A little spring magic for your skin & Scalp.

Featured Products

What the Facial Oil
$50.00

WTF? Pimples and Wrinkles? Not Today!
What the Facial Oil is a potent combination of five cold pressed plant oils and three herbal essential oils formulated to target the signs of aging while balancing oil and moisture on the skin. It is excellent for all skin types, but especially Combination to Oily skin that is beginning to show signs of aging. WTF oil soothes any redness and nourishes the skin with moisturizing essential oils to provide a naturally glowing complexion.

1oz

Directions: Apply a few drops to the face and neck after cleansing and before moisturizing.

No Confetti Betty Scalp Serum
$40.00

Healthy hair begins with a healthy scalp. No Confetti Betty Scalp Serum is a combination of Kukui Nut, Neem and West Bay Rum Essential Oils that provides deep moisture and leaves the scalp feeling refreshed. Formulated to reduce inflammation and flakiness while nourishing your dry scalp right from the roots.

1.7oz

Directions: Apply directly to the scalp, concentrating on areas that look or feel dry. Massage into the scalp and leave on for up to 10 minutes. Wash the hair and scalp or continue with No Confetti Betty Scalp Scrub. Use 1-2 times per week.

No Confetti Betty Scalp Scrub
$40.00

Dry and itchy scalp? Are you shedding flakes like the beginning of a snow storm? No Confetti Betty Scalp Scrub to the rescue! This scrub exfoliates and moisturizes the scalp with a blend of beneficial oils and exfoliators.

Kukui Nut, Neem and West Bay Rum give moisturizing and soothing effects while ground walnut shell provides gentle exfoliation. The result?  A clean, smooth partline and healthy scalp, so you don’t need to worry about a dusting of snow on your shoulders when you run your fingers through your gorgeous locks.

4oz

Directions: For best results, begin with No Confetti Betty Scalp Serum. Rinse the scalp and apply the scrub, concentrating on areas that look or feel dry. Work the scrub into the scalp with fingertips for several minutes, creating a lather. Rinse and wash the hair and scalp. Use 1-2 times per week.

What is in the Bottle?

Our ingredients are simple and functional. There are a lot of ingredients we won't use, but we'd rather talk about what's IN the bottle, not what we left out.

We invest in quality ingredients derived from plants and use the minimum amount of processing to ensure the value of these essential oils and ingredients retain their potency.

We also use ingredients made from plants using laboratory methods to achieve specific properties in a formula, such as surfactants (cleansers) or emulsifiers (lotions and conditioners). We want our products to function according to their traditional uses and whenever they are available and effective, we use plant derived versions of functional ingredients instead of synthetics.

While not plant-based, these ingredients are essential to producing the highest quality product we can.  We're transparent about how, when and why we use them.

WTF? Pimples AND Wrinkles? Not today.

What the Facial Oil is a potent combination of five cold pressed plant oils and three herbal essential oils formulated to target the signs of aging while balancing oil and moisture on the skin. It is excellent for all skin types, but especially Combination to Oily skin that is also showing signs of aging.